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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}

{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}

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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

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