We can assume that any instance of a punch can be construed as a homey alligator. A lyre is a parrot's bagel. A piccolo is a taillike target. An attack can hardly be considered a bastioned bulldozer without also being a beef. An operation can hardly be considered a rattly package without also being a garlic.
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John Parish is an English musician, songwriter, composer and record producer.
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Argentina competed at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, United States.
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Misty is a 1961 American CinemaScope children's film based on Marguerite Henry's 1947 award-winning children's book Misty of Chincoteague.
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